Off the Chart

Medical history - it's not a laughing matter! For more snickers and snorts visit www.nursingoffthechart.com

It's time to get that flu shot ... this won't hurt a bit!

Ok, hear me out. Let's make a call light design so that if you push it more than 2 times an hour, a little dose of Ativan gets nebulized...

"How can you tell the regular thermometers from the rectal ones again?"

True story!

"I'll give it to you straight, this disease is almost impossible to pronounce!"

Been there!!!! Too funny!!!

"Please don't pray for healing. If it works, your insurance won't know who to reimburse and it messes up our accounting system."

"How do you know this isn't the button for the nurse's station?"

(Too cute not to share!)

"Excuse me. The machine is making a funny noise and the little light is going in a straight line."