Dads are known for their corny one-liners - here are a few of the best!
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" When two vegans get in an argument, is it still called a beef? "
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" I used to be addicted
to soap,
but I'm clean now. "
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" Hey Dad, did you
get a haircut? "
" No, I got them all cut! "